Milkshake Man... The Peter Tank

£19.99
Taxes included.

Sun’s out, innuendo’s out. This 100% cotton unisex tank top features the now-infamous Eurovision 2025 slogan “milkshake man wanna taste?”—because why whisper thirst when you can scream it in block letters across your chest?

Sleeveless for maximum side-eye exposure and zero shame. It’s breezy, it’s bold, and it definitely doesn't come with a safe word. Pairs best with glitter, bad decisions, and that one guy you’ll regret by Sunday.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, 25% ringspun rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Naughty Naughty and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You can also write to us at 15 Almeda Place, London, E32ZN or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

  BODY LENGTH (cm) BODY WIDTH (cm)
XS 66 41.3
S 68.6 46.4
M 71.1 51.4
L 73.7 56.5
XL 76.2 61.6
2XL 78.7 66.7
Size
Product mockup

SIMPLY

Bold

SUPERMarché

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Tina

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