Serving Kant Tank Top
Less fabric, more philosophy. This 100% cotton unisex tank top is for those who like their Eurovision entries with a side of existential dread and moral absolutism. Featuring the bold declaration “Serving Kant”—because Malta didn’t just bring a beat, they brought Enlightenment.
It’s sleeveless, smug, and ready to ruin parties with unsolicited ethical debates. Pairs perfectly with passive aggression, leather trousers, and the burden of knowing too much.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, 25% ringspun rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Naughty Naughty and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You can also write to us at 15 Alameda Place, London, E3 2ZN or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |
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